First off I’m a male : A little bit of background, I work as a delivery driver to make a little cash on the side. That said the company I work for has regulars order from us all the time, there is one couple in particular that I always sparked good conversation with. They are in their 70s and definitely look their age, that said they are pretty caught up in current day trends “hip” even. So it’s always nice to chat and pass time before I have to go back to the restaurant. Now this happened tonight and I doubt I’m ever going back there due to the corresponding events. Today I worked with who we will call “Bill” now Bill decides he wanted to close so I could leave early, unfortunately we got two deliveries put in last second and one happened to be the couple. Going into the call to take the order with the couple I was expecting the regular back and forth that I give all customers which is “hey how are you doing today man?” But the husband who we will call “jack” decides to tell me that I should join them to party at their place sometime because I’m just so amazing and chill. I took this as a joke of course. So I tell Jack that I was actually about to head out on their delivery and then go home so it would be fun (I said this jokingly or so I thought). So I get to their house and go to knock on the door but when I do I’m greeted with the wife who we will call “Jill “. Now Jill answers the door and is fully frontally nude, again these people are 70 at least. I promptly act like I don’t see some saggy ass tits in front of me and look at the ceiling. Then before I think this shit couldn’t get any worse I look back down to ask her for a signature and I see jack with his dick out. A 70 year old man looking at his 70 year old wife’s ass and then me with his lil wee wee swinging around. I asked them to please sign the receipt and then I took the food out. Now at this point I’m sure I was bright red and was trying to play it cool which btw is EXTREMELY hard in this situation. So jack comes up to me with his penis literally right by me and asks if I wanted to fuck his wife. I lost my cool and started stuttering like a bug saying all the reasons I couldn’t like having a girl already etc. At that point I guess he could tell I definitely did not want to fuck his wife so he grabbed the food rather hastily and sent me on my way. So I walked back to my car confused as to what the fuck my life is doing to me and drove home. Now I’m sat here worrying about any call backs I might get in the following days about bad service if these people are petty like that.

TL;DR I delivered food to some old people who I told jokingly that I wanted to party. Then I saw some saggy tits and dick then left.