SO my lady and I (f) were having a lazy morning, watching GoT in bed. Inevitably, that lead to getting frisky... I’m unfortunately loud in bed, a moaner not a screamer so while she was having her way with me, I was being quite vocal. Suddenly, from behind me I hear “OP’s gf? OP’s gf?” so I look down at the bed and see we are making a phone call to her MOM. We hang up and are freaking out/laughing hysterically as her mom tries to call her back. We decline the call and her mom leaves a voicemail. At this point, nothing is okay and never will be again. In the voicemail, she asks her to call her back because it sounded like she was upset/hurt and crying. Two seconds after we listen to the voicemail, her DAD tries to call her. So she sends them a text saying she’s fine, just watching season 7 of GoT. They “BELIEVE” it and ask no further questions. Also, that call went on for 49 seconds.

TLDR:; getting loudly fucked by gf and accidentally buttdial her parents. We play it off by blaming season 7 of GoT. Thank you George R. R. Martin