TIFU by lying about why I was late to work then got schooled by Karma.

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So this morning I was running late to work, and as I was walking to my bike (outdoor bike rack in apartment complex), I saw some dog poop. Skillfully stepping over the canine fecal landmine, I concocted a story in my head in which I actually stepped in the dog poop, and had to stop on my way to work after noticing it, and had to clean off my shoe and pedal. My boss & half dozen coworkers laughed at my expense. My ruse was a success. Sitting at my desk a half hour later, I smell poop. I actually did step in dog poop. Fuck.

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