This FU was about 4 days ago but I wasn't able to post it until now.

Minor backstory: I'm 16 years and a sophomore in high school. I'm a jokester and my sense of humor is messed up and I laugh at anytime I see fit. But that's besides the point. So during the first period of the day my crush sits right next to me. It's Spanish. Our teacher is a horrible teacher who is both a bad person and a bad teacher, but this FU isn't about him. Things have been progressively good, but I'm somewhat of a bitch so I won't ask the girl out and all of that.

So I was talking with my crush and things are going well. We're laughing. I thought to myself, "Wow nothing can go wrong!" But I was wrong. I decided it was time to actually make a move. I brought up snapchat and we added each other. Now as I said I am a jokester. And this is where the FU begins. I said to her and I quote, "I only give this out to my family and loved ones." She said, "Oh so do you like me or something?" I'm a man of honor and will never back down. I agreed whole-heartedly that I did. I got friendzoned, and I placed myself in it. So yeah. We still talk, we became better friends. I mean it's not really what I wanted but beggars can't be choosers right? I think that was meant to be deep

TL;DR: Got snapchat, told girl that I loved her, got placed in a mysterious zone known as the friendzone where I'll rot for eternity.