Obligatory it wasn't me that fucked up, but my friend doesn't know how to make a reddit account even if his life depended on it. Instead, he asked me to post this, even though I know it'll break rule 1. I guess you could say I fucked up because I am associated with him. Anyways, to the meat of the story:

"Today in ethnic studies class, we fucked up. Technically, it was only me, but my two friends were involved as well for not being observant. Anyways, in our ethnic studies class, we were assigned to create a PowerPoint project about the cultures of South American countries, with ours being Colombia because coffee. Our teacher gave us an entire week to make it because our laptops worked horribly slow and always died on us.

Nevertheless we fucked around with our project. In fact, while we were creating a slide about the history of Colombia, I quickly typed in that "the native Colombians were buttfucked by the Spanish conquistadors." While technically correct, I quickly erased it because it was for a quicker laugh.

Fastforwarding, we finished on Saturday, and on Monday, we were to present our projects to our class.

You would think that if you had a week to do a project, you would know your subject by then. Sadly, the presentations were quite lackluster, so, to break the stagnant cycle, we decided to present ours. For the most part, it was going smoothly. That feeling ended almost instantaneously when we reached our history slide. Plain as day, and almost read aloud, "the native Colombians were buttfucked by the Spanish conquistadors" and so we're we. Apparently, while working on it at home, I left the window open while getting a drink, and my dad decided it would be hilarious if he modified our project so that it said that they were buttfucked.

The whole class was laughing and the teacher was trying to not laugh. It took four minutes for me to re-modify it in front of the class since I was also laughing at the unexpectedness of it all. Even so our project was still the best in our class. Special thanks to my dad."

TL;DR: My friend and his dad find buttfucked native Colombians to be hilarious. I worry for them.

EDIT: spelling.