So, This was actually about 2 days ago, not today. Typical not today TIFU, I know.

So, my girlfriend is at this church youth retreat camp for the week, and has been pretty busy. Jesus jamborees, singing for the savior, field games for god, that sort of thing. Because she is so busy in the fields toiling for the lord with kickball and kumbaya, we haven't been able to talk much, so I will send her snapchats and she will look at them during her free time and that way we sort of keep each other up to date about our day.

Well, you know how snapchat has those things where they have a story from like a magazine or tv channel? I was bored and looked at the food network one, and, saw a picture that said, "On a hot sweltering day, all I want to eat is ____". Like the 10 year old comedic genius I am, I fill in the blank with "your pussy' and send it to her, thinking it will be hilarious and make her swoon.

She opens it at lunch next to all her friends, and everyone sees it. She gets ratted out about by one of the other campers because of "her sinful boyfriend", and gets called to the grand master pastor or whatever of the camp. She got a 2 hour lecture on her sinful ways, and how I was a bad influence and needed to be cut from her life. He even threw in a 20 minute prayer session to ask for forgiveness. She missed the ice cream social for this, and made sure I knew exactly what happened and how furious she is.

She really, REALLY likes ice cream.

Right now, she does not like me.