so this this a short one i cant do those ridiculous 5 paragraph things. so this was a few months ago normal day was doin some car work in the yard and hit the one of the bombs the dogs do. I of course did not notice this enough i kinda kicked it off and thought i was in the clear. so i finish up all my stuff i was doin and take off to cruise town. Get some lunch and remember i need some new shoes anyways these things suck they hurt my feet. so i roll into the shoe carnival and try on some shoes. and when i tried a pair on im like cool these are ok i might get em. i only put the right one on my left was still my old shoe and i do the step on the heel thing to take my shoes off and there is, on brand new shoes in the store that i have not bought. i smell it, look down its all down the back of these shoes. So i put em back in the box close it and there some more poo just sittin on the carpet so i kick it under the shelf and bench i was sitting on and calmly walk out the store. one of the lady's there say "find everything alright?" or whatever those people do and and im just like "yea i was just browsing thank you" and quickly get out. scraping my shoes on the sidewalk as i leave so its not it my car which it prob is. Now i gotta go all the way across town to another shoe carnival to get some dam shoes. so there ya go reddit a small story of a TIFU.