This happened a couple nights ago. The wife and I were craving some BBQ for dinner. I'm normally picky about where I get BBQ because it can be really hit or miss, but we opted to try a new place out. The ribs and pulled pork we ate were tasty but a little fatty. I also had to wash it down with a lot of beer and water because the sauce was way too spicy. On the way home I felt my stomach start to get bubbly and gassy. I also felt a monster piss building up from all the drinks I had. Anyone who takes blood pressure meds knows just how urgent and strong the need to take a piss can get! So my wife races us home, where I get to the toilet, lift the seat up and start relieving myself via the "flap" in my standard run-of-the-mill underwear. Just as I start taking a piss, I begin to let a fart out to relieve the gas building in my stomach. Thing is, it wasn't a fart but a poop (and an explosive one at that) that was clawing at my butthole to get out! Like a slow motion scene, I had a split second to take action. Either I shit myself standing up, or I pull down my underwear mid-piss and get pee all over myself. To try and clench my butt to hold back the explosive shit that was coming wasn't an option, because it was too forceful. To try and stop mid-piss wasn't an option because then I would lose what little control I had of my butthole (which was all that was stopping the dam from breaking). So all I could do was pull my underwear down and let what was going to happen.. happen. With the precision of a Jason Bourne fighting scene, I began to pull down my underwear with one hand, while using my other to throw down the toilet seat. At the same time I began to rotate my body to position my ass over the seat, while bending my legs into a sitting position. Bending down to sit meant that I was going to lose all control over holding in what was wanting to get out! Meanwhile the pee was still streaming out and it sprayed into my underwear, hit the wall next to the toilet and finally got all over the toilet seat and floor mat as I sat down. The finish was an explosive watery mix of shit that violently rushed out my body and sprayed liquid from the toilet back up on to my ass. It was one of the few moments as a man that I wanted to cry.