So firstly I should probably say this is so far from my normal behaviour it's unspeakable. I got home drunk from a night out and I dunno what possessed me but googling an escort crossed my horny drunk mind....

I've never done anything like that before and already I was second guessing when I was waiting for her.... I am a romantic lover and what gets me off is knowing a girl really wants to be with me so I should have known my soldier wouldn't stand to attention with someone I paid.

After 10 mins of nothing happening I just gave her the money and told to leave because it was embarrassing... I know it was one of the worst/embarrassing experiences of my life, but at the same time I'm kind of glad to know that I'm physically incapable of fucking someone that doesn't wanna fuck me and I won't ever be doing anything like that again... expensive lesson to learn though 🤣

Tl:Dr ordered a hooker for the first time and sent her home after 10 mins because I couldn't get hard for her