This has been an ongoing thing for the last two weeks.

So i’m 38. I’m getting older and i fell asleep on the floor one day on my side and woke up with a dislocated rib. last “false rib” on my left side. it was slightly swollen, tender in 3 spots, hurt to the touch and when was bumped accidentally by my partner, sent me into excruciating pain. apparently it can happen really easily with the last two ribs on either side since they aren’t attached to the sternum and “float”

fast forward to a few days later. it’s starting to feel a little bit better but it still hurts but mostly only when i twist or bend.

that last part is crucial for thrusting during sex. we didn’t get to have sex like all day because of my rib (this is important i assure you). my partner and I were getting horny but both trying not to aggravate my rib even though both of us are into more rough play like impact and such. so we went a little bit light on that stuff.

so we get to finishing time and we are in doggy and i’m doing my best to keep my rib from moving so i’m more grinding and hip thrusting while trying to isolate my rib so it wouldn’t hurt. Success! Orgasm inbound!

until almost the very end. as soon as the orgasm hit i realize its a big one because of the teasing and tension built up throughout the day. I came hard i mean like full body seizing up hard. as i start to realize just how intense this will going to be, i feel and hear a crack in my rib. it’s so loud my partner heard it, and apparently felt it herself through contact with my body.

it was excruciating. my muscles constricting from the orgasm reset my rib and i am in so much pain my body goes into shock. i fell over on her back. i couldn’t sit up or stand. I wanted to cry. im shaking and convulsing. She helps me get in the shower and try and cool down. it works, i take some meds again and pass out.

Now, 3 days later it’s healing up even better and faster than it was before. so i know it reset where it should be.

TLDR: dislocated my rib by falling asleep on the floor while being old. Nutted so hard it reset my rib and sent my body into shock. Fine now though.

Edit: I fell asleep in the floor because i’m just weird. ADHD confirmed but suspected ASD.