This actually happened yesterday, but whatever.

I’m an 18 year old trans girl and I live with my mother and step father. For Christmas, I recently received money from my family who lives in another state. I decided to use the money to purchase some sex toys, and because of sales and different websites, it all came in 3 separate packages. After waiting for a few weeks, the final package, containing a clear, non-anatomical Fleshlight, as well as an air dryer for it, arrived around noon yesterday.

I got a notification on my phone which informed me that it was in a package locker downstairs (I live in an apartment complex), and a six digit code was provided to me to unlock the package locker. My mom was at work, but my stepdad was awake, so I knew it would seem suspicious if I randomly went downstairs to go get the package. Since it was in a locker, I did not have any concerns about my parents finding the package in the lobby. I was planning on grabbing the package when I took out the trash later that night, and quickly slide the package under my bed before my parents noticed, as I did with the other two packages. However, my mom also had a package arrive, and for some reason, she also got the code for my package, despite it being purchased with a prepaid card in my name.

When my mom got home from work, she mentioned that I received the package, and that it has no return address, before setting it on the kitchen counter. I was absolutely mortified, but both her and my stepdad seemed curious about the package, with my mom sounding almost excited to see what was inside. I played dumb and acted like I had no clue what was in the package or who sent it, so I grabbed it, carried it to my room, and immediately came back into the living room with the excuse that I was in the middle of a quest in the game I was playing.

After finishing the quest, I went into my room and closed the door. My heart was pounding super fast and I was desperately trying to think up an explanation. I used my box cutter knife to open the package. I then took the Fleshlight and the air dryer out of the package and slid them under my bed. I then put some (non-adult) toys from when I was younger into the box. I returned to the living room, shivering, and got back to playing my game while my mom cooked dinner. After the first few bites, my mom asked if I had opened my package.

I start panicking and quickly shove another bite of food in my mouth to give myself a few extra seconds to think. I said that I opened it and that there were some toys in it that I didn’t recognize. My stepdad asked me to bring out the package and show them what I was talking about, which I did. My parents were confused and I continued to play dumb. My stepdad lectured me on how I shouldn’t just open suspicious packages and that the contents could be dangerous, and he had me dump the toys in the garbage (luckily, I did not care about them).

He asked me what it said on the box, and I mentioned that it was addressed to me and that it has the apartment number on it. He immediately starts interrogating me about who could have sent it, and I mentioned that no one outside of my family knows our address. He then concludes that it must be from a family member, and mentions that it was probably from my biological father (who I am not speaking with at the moment).

Everything that I didn’t take with me when we moved is at my dad’s house, so he thought it might be him trying to reconnect with me. I went along with that, and we got back to dinner. I pretended to be pissed off at my dad for being weird, and disposed of the box immediately after finishing dinner. After my shower, I unboxed the Fleshlight and dryer, put the boxes under my bed, and waited until this morning after my mom left for work to throw the boxes away.

When my stepdad woke up, he asked if I was doing ok, and we talked about how we would ignore this for now, but if anymore unexpected packages with no return address show up, he and my mother will get the cops involved. I will not be ordering any more toys since I am happy with my purchases, so this won’t be an issue, but my mom and stepdad now think my dad sent me a box of children’s toys with no return address in an attempt to reach out to me. At least the Fleshlight feels nice and the dryer changes the drying process from an entire day down to 40 minutes, so it wasn’t for nothing.

TL;DR:

I ordered a Fleshlight and my mom brought the package inside. My parents were curious about the package, so I quickly opened it, hid the contents, and filled it with children’s toys, and now my parents think my biological father is trying to reconnect with me by sending me toys from my childhood. They plan to call the cops on my dad if anymore suspicious packages show up.