Got a divorce around middle age. I have kids and get a week on week off custody. Decide almost immediately that I’m going to insert an eye hook above my bed so I can truss up future girlfriends for kinky sex, spread my wild oats etc. Big strong welded eyebolt right into stud. You could rappel from it, it was that strong.

Kids aren’t allowed into my bedroom and I ended up using it successfully on my next two girlfriends. Life is good.

A year or so later, my 5 year old kid gets sick on my watch. She’s lying in bed watching my tv (only one in the house, I struggled a bit after the divorce) and noticed the hook. Asks what it’s for. I can’t say plants because I don’t own any so I blurt out it’s for a sky chair. Her eyes get wide and she’s super excited to sit and swing while sick, in sky chair while hanging a few inches over the bed. So, being a good dad, I get the hanging chair from outside and make some adjustments and kiddo is over the moon. She’s so happy, that every time she comes over she wants to watch tv in the sky chair. I put a carabiner on it and after a few years she can hook it up herself.

FFWD to today, same kiddo just turned 18. We have moved across country to be with my current wife in a new house.

I’m removing a weird built in desk in the corner of our kitchen. Kids want a reading book so I’ll install a bench by the window and some shelves and bam! We’ll have a nook. Cool.

While brainstorming with the family, my daughter says “Oooh! I know you could hang an eye hook up there so we could hang the sky chair in the nook! You know and eyehook like you had right above your bed at the old house!”

New wife looks a me with a very concerned and confused face. I now have some explaining to do as I get the stud finder for the new hook…

TL:DR Hang hook for sexy time over my bed. Kid sees it, I tell her it’s for a sky chair. 10 years later, she wants a hook “just like the one you had above your bed at the old house!” in new remodel area. Have to explain whole story to new wife…