i’m beginning writing this as the emts arrive

my bf hasn’t had much experience exploring his sexuality until this year, luckily he met me and i am all for the men’s butt stuff, whatever.

we’ve been experimenting with fingers here and there, and then i brought out my pink heart shaped butt plug. everything was fine, it was in him, jacked him off, nutted, washed up..

babe where’s the plug?

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WHERES THE PLUG???

he thought i took it out, i sure didn’t. wasn’t in the bed, not the sheets. stuck my fingers in him and sure as shit, the heart shaped butt plug is DEEP. i am laughing hysterically from nervousness as the paramedics are coming.

my boyfriend doesn’t want to move in case it goes deeper so he stays on the bed. 6 very attractive paramedics arrive to inspect him butt naked laying on his back in bed.

They let us know just to relax and that we could go to the hospital on our own. my boyfriend waddles to the car. at this point his leg and lower back is hurting. we were worried it had rotated and required surgery.

We arrive at the hospital and get checked in. my boyfriend feels like he needs to shit after leaning forward and relaxing for a bit while waiting. He goes to the bathroom right after he is called back and the little jewled heart shaped plug plopped right out of his gigantic asshole.

Then the nurse tells us we aren’t the first and instructs us on proper butt plug usage.

did you know that some plugs are meant to be held onto?!

TL; DR: stuck a butt plug in my bfs ass, made him cum so hard his ass swallowed plug, went to er and shit it out.