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Throwaway for obvious reasons.

This literally just happened, I can't tell anyone in real life so i have to share this somewhere.

So it's a standard Saturday night, few drinks hanging out with my boyfriend and decided to move things on. We get to having sex and moved on to anal without preparing. It's a fantasy of his that I lick his dick afterwards, which I don't have issue with, and have done before when we're in the mood (and drunk).

So I gave it one long lick when done, and could feel something like a hair in my mouth. Pulled it out with my finger, turns out it was a worm. A fucking WORM!

Probably worth mentioning that I work with kids so this is a thing i have to deal with semi regularly (kids get worms all the time).

This is the grossest thing that's ever happened to me and we just discovered the biggest mood killer that can exist. Now just sat here both of us grossing out.

TL:DR had anal with my boyfriend, licked him after and got a parasitic worm in my mouth.

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Are we witnessing the birth of a Reddit legend???

F*CK, why the hell didn't I go back to sleep after I took my dog out?

Thatโ€™s it. Iโ€™m deleting my account. It was good while it lasted.

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