My boyfriend and I are in Las Vegas for our first ever vacation together. Today was the third day and we were returning to our room. My boyfriend goes to takes his wallet out of his pocket to get the hotel keycard and a small, black, square packet that looks exactly like a condom falls out. My heart immediately sinks because my boyfriend and I have never used condoms so this clearly isn't meant for us.

My boyfriend immediately grabs it and shoves it in his pocket then continues to open the door, obviously hoping I didn't notice what just fell out. I ask him what that was and his face immediately gets bright red and he starts acting extremely nervous which I've never seen him do before. At this point I am so flustered and angry that I just leave the room while I hear him calling my name behind me. I went down to the pool for a few hours ignoring his phone calls and idk what I'm gonna do. I spend all day just trying to distract myself with random things to do around Vegas.

When I get back to the hotel he tells me he's sorry but the doesn't understand why I was so angry over it. I tell him of course I'm angry about it cause clearly that condom wasn't for us so wtf was he gonna use it for. When I said this he gets a puzzled looks then immediately goes to his suitcase and grabs a bunch of these tiny black packages like the one I saw fall out of his pocket.

I take one and look at it. They are individually packaged butt wipes, not condoms. He said he's been having really bad diarrhea the last couple days and snuck off to buy these at one of the convenience stores in the hotel, but got really embarrassed in the moment when it fell out. I ignored him for a whole day on our vacation cause he wanted a clean butt. I apologized and it ended up being hilarious to us

TLDR: ignored my boyfriend for a day cause I thought a condom fell out of his pocket, it was an individually packaged butt wipe for his diarrhea