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TIFU by making a bad joke
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Gents, sometimes it’s just not worth it. My GF and I were having a nice quiet evening. We’re talking nice weather, wine, with some comfy patio chairs, just enjoying each others company. She made the abrupt comment of “how were you not taken when I found you.” It was a really sweet thing of her say, so of course my brain decided let’s ruin the evening when I joked “how do you know I’m not taken, you could be a mistress right now.” My wicked smile died quicker than a depressurized sub at -13,000ft when I turned and saw her face. She is not happy with me and I’m not sure how many flowers/Starbucks it’s gonna take make up for it.

And now I have the privilege of warning you gentlemen to sometimes just be quiet. That’s all, have a good night.

TL;DR: made a bad joke and now I’m in the doghouse.

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Awesome relationship.

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