As always this was not today but a few weeks ago.

So a while ago, me and my gymbro were in the middle of a workout and as always were talking about girls and stuff inbetween the sets. We somehow got to discussing ways to make jacking off feel more like the real thing to which I mentioned having used one of my plants to cum into for the best experience since the pot is quite large so I could kneel next to it and not worry about any "splash damage" which normally occurs when trying to shoot into a small tissue.

Now for some backstory. Im no weirdo with a plant fetish. It all started when I was 13 and on a family vacation where I found what looked to me like a big magic acorn (avocado seed). I took it home and planted it. Fast forward 3 years, I hit my puberty with which came the discovery of self-pleasuring and as the pot was right next to my bed I chose to finnish into it for the afromentioned reasons. I did it only for about a year because even though the avocado grew a big healthy canopy like never before, some mushrooms started to grow in the pot which I found undesirable and didnt want my family to get suspicious.

Well, when I told this to my gymbro he didnt really understand what a reasonable procedure that was and labeled me as depraved. I guess I ended up being the weirdo after all.

(I still have the plant and its almost 9 yo. Still use it time to time to remember its former glory)

TLDR: Told my gymbro that I used to have a dedicated plant to cum into and now he thinks Im a weirdo.