TIFU by just this morning I was in the shower doing some manscaping and decided to be a little more generous in the shaving that I was doing and shaved my ass. Now, I don't mean just the cheeks. But everything in between, INCLUDING the cheeks. I went all out as best as I could. I made sure I didn't miss an inch. Along with trying to get my butt as smooth as a babies, I decided to trim a lot lower from my family jewels than I'm used to. To the point where my whole backside was as smooth as the day I was born.

But now I sit currently only an hour into a wedding for my wife's friend an I can feel every spot that i missed. Including this one hair that is poking me in just the right direction. So overall I am regretting my decision to go for that baby smooth feeling. I don't think I'll be doing it again any time soon.

TL;DR Shaved my ass and now I have to sit for the next 4hrs for a wedding.