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TIFU by peeing a guy's bed
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TIFU by peeing a guy's bed. To say I am mortified is an understatement. I met up with a guy I went to HS with last night who moved to my city. I haven't seen him in probably 10 years and went to a happy hour before meeting up with him. We are both somewhat newly single and were flirting all night. Ending up getting wayyyyyy too drunk, going back to his apartment, hooking up and passing out naked. I then peed the bed. I want to cry and could not be more mortified. This has happened to me before from drinking but not in years. Thankfully the guy was really nice about it and said this has happened to him before. I offered to give him money for new sheets or dry cleaning but he insisted it was fine and said, "just buy me a drink how about that." I just want to crawl into a hole and never come out.

Edit: UPDATE: It took me 5 weeks (I know, I know), but I did ask if he wanted to cash in on the drink I owed him when I was in his neighborhood one night. He 100% did, and said he was really happy I texted him, and we are going out again this weekend :) thanks to everyone who commented on this and made me laugh and smile

TL;DR: got too drunk and peed in bed of a guy i haven't seen in 10 years

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I few weeks ago, I got so stoned that I was basically in another space-time, and ended up puking so hard that I peed myself then passed out on the bathroom floor. My husband cleaned up all of said bodily fluids, put me to bed, and assured me that time was not indeed spiralling out of control.

Embarrassing shit happens, and he sounds like a keeper!

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