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TIFU by meeting my parents after a hookup
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Today I fucked up. I don't think I'll ever be able to see my parents again after this out of embarrassment.

Over the weekend I hooked up with a really hot guy and did the usual stuff. It ended with him cuming in my ass then we went to bed.

Now this is where the fuck up happened so I forgot Sunday morning I was supposed to be meeting my parents, I get a phone call waking me at 9 asking where I was?

Crap I'd overslept and had to drive to theirs quickly, so I threw on the dress I had worn the night before, quickly tidied my hair and set off.

I got to my parents and had a coffee sat in the living room before we set off to the coast for the day. Then I feel it, his cum leaving my ass with no notice. Right onto their cream sofa.

Do I wait till they leave the room and try clean it up? I paniced and ran to the bathroom to clean myself up. I had to get rid of my pants and risk going commando as I now had shitty cum coating them.

I came back into the room and apologised for running out on them so quickly. I go to sit back down and see the discoloured browny wet patch I had left. My mums face was livid.

I apologised said I had a bad stomach, cleaned it up and left.

Now I don't think I can see my mum again ever that was traumatic af.

TL;DR had anal then went to my parents, had cum leak out of me onto their cream sofa

Edit: Some people have mentioned about doing raw anal, especially on a random hookup. We'd had a few drinks and one thing led to another, he slipped whilst we were doing the deed and ended up fucking my ass. I quite enjoy it so let him enjoy it aswell.

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