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TIFU by telling my girlfriend I can deep throat better than her
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My girlfriend (23f) and I (25M) are in a long term relationship. She’s going to school in Atlanta and I’m in New York. I miss her all of the time but we can only see each other about once a month when I drive down. So as you can imagine, our text and FaceTimes can be pretty raunchy even though we’ve been together for a while. One day, our conversation got to giving head and she says “The only reason I stop is the need for oxygen, not a gag reflex” what a flex. But my girl is amazing so no surprise.

I, the ever competitive and always curious man that I am responded “I can deep throat better than you. We can get a 10in dildo and I know I’ll go deeper”

She hits me with “I already know I can throat 10 inches”

Those who get it get it. I’ve been down bad for days now 😭😭😭

She been handling 10 inches????? I’m about to never pull my dick out again!

PS: there is nothing wrong with my girlfriend or anything she’s done in the past. She’s great! It just made clear the fact that she’s flexed her skills with a much larger dick than mine. 🥲

TL;DR: I said I could deep throat better than my girlfriend and her confidence in her ability made me self conscious about my dick size.

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People have a hugely inaccurate depiction of dick size, it is incredibly statistically unlikely that she had anything over an 8 inch penis. A 7 inch penis (actual/not perceived) is about 1 in 20 men for example

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