My wife and I were watching Eastbound and Down. In the opening of one episode, it appears that the character April, played by Katy Mixon, is topless. Both full boobs are shown.

I noticed that the freckles didn't look right. My brain apparently made a record of the actresses cleavage markings and notified me of the bullshit I was seeing. They were not her boobs. My stupid ass brain thought that it was imperative too inform my wife.

Not only that. When she looked at me like I was the idiot, I mistook that as my opportunity to prove it to her. I rewound it to show her the freckle pattern on the naked boobs, then fast forwarded to find a cleavage shot of the real actress.

Anyway, were going to watch another show for the time being. I didn't know that I had a photographic memory for cleavage.

Here's the actresses cleavage: https://geeksoncoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Katy-Mixon-hot-boobs-pics.jpg

Here the naked boob [NSFW]: https://www.hecklerspray.com//wp-content/gallery/katy-mixon-eastbound/katy-mixon-eastbound-boobs-3.jpg

She doesn't have that freckle on her left boob.

TL;DR: I bragged to my wife about my boob knowledge