So I get waxed in my nether regions once a month and have been going to the same guy for a couple years now. We have a great relationship and spend the entire time laughing about our sex lives and life in general.

When it’s time to do the butthole I usually pull my knees up to my ears and stay lying on my back.

So he goes to put down some wax and I say “how’s it looking?” Which makes me laugh and my laugh makes me FART. Not just a little toot, but a rumbly disgusting ass rip. Right in his face. Practically down his throat.

We start howling with laughter, even as I’m dying inside, and I kinda close my legs and roll to the side without realizing there’s hot wax in my butt crack, effectively gluing my cheeks together. This part just added insult to injury as he had to pry them apart to finish his work.

All in all, even though we’re good friends, I still died inside. And I die a little more every time I think about it.

TLDR; I got a wax a farted in my waxers face 🤦‍♀️