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TIFU by telling my mother I was going to eat her pu**y like shrimp fried rice.
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Just in case anyone doesn't know, this is a quote from rapper Afroman. Yesterday, I picked up an Amazon Echo Dot for my girlfriend and I. I figured this would help us with completing tasks since we have ADHD.

When I set up my Echo Dot, I connected it to our WiFi network as well as our phones. What I didn't know was that it automatically connected to all 3 of the FireSticks on our network.

So as a joke, I sent a drop message to play on the EchoDot to say "I'm going to eat your 'kitty' like shrimp fried rice." Moments later I get a message from my mother (who lives in the other half of our duplex) saying "Why did I just get a message from you on my TV saying "I'm gonna eat your 'kitty' like shrimp fried rice?"

When I say that I laughed harder than I have in many years (along with my gf) there is no lie. I thought I was going to choke to death. That was fun to explain 😂

TL:DR: I got a new EchoDot and accidentally sent a vulgar message to my mother's FireTV.

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