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TIFU by getting kinky with the wife without the dogs approval
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My wife and I have no kids so doors in the house are largely a suggestion. Usually our dog is laying on the couch or the spare bedroom. However when we have sex she usually jumps on the corner of our king bed and watches the door. We have always thought she does this to protect us but today ā€œthe call was coming from inside the houseā€ so to speak.

Iā€™ll spare most the details but the wife and I wanted to get some very light kink involved so we got a thin red rope that I use to tie her hands sometimes. Today I got the idea to use it as an impromptu whip. This is the origin of the fuck up.

With each hit my wife made this cute little into it noise that I love, a hiss of pain with an echo of pleasure. The dog was in the hallway and upon hearing the strange new noise poked her head in to see what was the matter. I didnā€™t notice and kept on my business but then as we are about to get into the main event of it all she jumps on the bed to put herself between my wife and I. She never interrupts us but this time she wouldnā€™t let me get close to my wife and Iā€™m trying to figure out what the heck is going on. Eventually after trying a couple different angles I put the rope down and the dog goes back to just sitting next to my wife and eyeing the rope. So I put the rope back in the closet and bam normal dog and a not very turned on wife.

TLDR: Poor dog thought I was hurting mom and doesnā€™t understand my wife and I consented.

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One of my cats really disliked the sounds of flogging as well, asI recently found out. He's not usually in the bedroom, but recently he was. I was on all fours in a position where I could see him on the floor. He was looking at me with wide, horrified eyes, jumping every time the flogger hit me. I couldn't help it; I burst out laughing. We tried to get back into it after I explained, but then my husband saw him walking out of the room, jumping as he walked every time he heard the flogger. It was just too damn funny. We always make sure he's out of the room now to avoid traumatizing him further.

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