I never bothered to remove the rafts out of the pool over the winter, because my sim has Iceproof, and I assumed my butler would actually use the bed I gave her. Yeah, about that.

In the past, both player and NPCs would choose the pizza raft as their first stop to relax when they got Uncomfortable. Tonight, however, proved tragic. T'was the night before Winterfest, and temps were freezing. My favorite butler, all ginger, kawaii, and oppai, decided to head for the raft to relax in the dead of night. She never made it. Froze and drowned within seconds.

My sims jump in to see what happened. They've both got Iceproof, so they're fine. Paparazzi sim Marilyn Monroe doesn't. So she's not. Simsicle number 2 of the night before the ripples of her splash even reach poolside.

We're still not done. Butler number 1's replacement, sexy and oppai, shows up and promptly jumps in to investigate. It went about as well as the first two. Simsicle number 3 of the... half hour.

To top it all off, wifey sim goes into labor while still in the pool mourning butler #1.

Merry freaking Winterfest.