(For context, I’m a newly 18 high school dropout with barely any clue how ritual magick works, I just think the concept is cool and I love history in general) (forgive me if this is offensive, but from what I’d know about Mr Crowley he’d find this funny)

-Skibidi Toilet -I’d probably give him a vape because nobody smokes pipes anymore unless you’re a lighthouse keeper or a snowman -Yu-Gi-Oh! (We’d watch the entire series in one sitting) -DSM-5 online quizzes so we can recklessly self-diagnose -Pornhub -Take him to Dunkin and let him pick out whatever he wants (he’s paying tho) -Ozzy Osbourne reality show -Femboys, for obvious reasons -Give him a 4loko and see what happens -Space program (precision Soviet engineering go brrrrr) -2 girls 1 cup, Mr Hands, 1 man 1 jar -Star Trek TNG because I haven’t seen it yet and I need someone to watch it with -Kpop phenomenon -convince him the fact I drive a Prius is a good thing and means I’m cool and popular actually -make him teach me Arabic because the duolingo course sucks -if it’s mango season, bribe him with a ripe mango to write my college applications because that’s an offer nobody can refuse -scare children at the park -True crime documentaries -Tell him about the economic recession :( -avoid telling him about fentanyl because he’ll try it and die again