I gotta hand it to that nando on the Parkway who held that bear. He got traffic blocked for like a week and mostly just got a few laughs and glib remarks. That's all I've ever asked for.

Whenever I try to block traffic nowadays, people say mean things about me, say I'm misguided, or that protesting is a waste of time. I'm not even protesting anything--I live a happy, comfortable life here in the mountains boring ass Raleigh suburbs. I really just like hearing people toot their horns. That's it, nothing more nothing less.

When I'm in town next week, I wanna block traffic. Maybe I'll hold a sign that says, support our veterans and cops. Thinking I'll just block the entrance to the Biltmore. I wanna meet Anderson Cooper, or at least get paid $20 to leave.