Hey Handsome. I bet inside that rugged manly exterior there's really just a man (or woman) who wants to buy some good-quality, fresh, delicious, moist-... Uhh... Hats!

I'm also buying beards for sexual favours! My body is an object. It is not degrading!

Buying

Marshall's Mutton Chops 1.66

Leftover Trap 1.66

Scotch Saver 2.66

Face Full Of Festive 3.33

Five Month Shadow 4.66

Camera Beard 1.33

Magical Mercenary - 1 key

Selling

Vintage Tyrant's Helm - 1 Key

Genuine Radigan Conagher Brown Anger - 4.66

Genuine Foppish Physician - 1.22

Genuine Vox Diablous - 1.22

Haunted Boo Balloon - 1.22

Uncraftable Modest Pile Of Hat - 1 ref

Professional's Panama - 1.22

Ellis' Cap 1.22

Dangeresque Too? 1.22 (& Giftwrap)

Sneaky Spats of Sneaking 2.66

Resurrection Associate Pin 1.66

After Eight Villain's Veil - 1 Key

Dashin Hashashahsasahainashasinashainsain - 1 key & 2.11

Respectless Robo Glove - 1.22

And I pretty much have weapons coming out of my ass

So lets say two for one scrap cause I believe in cheaper prices evrytim. FREEEEEDOOOM!

Have a fantastic day you fabulous piece of ass!