Howdy stranger! I just thought about Gabe's plans for world hat domination and I have chosen to not be a conformist anymore... Getting rid of all my hats and just gonna get some all-class schtuff... It's going to be an emotional journey letting go of all these guys... Sniff sniff

Selling most of my shit to buy a planets modest and all of the beards in game!

Selling (Prices Are Negotiable)

Hats:

The Lacking Moral Fiber Mask - 2 Ref

Genuine Anger [Radigan Conagher] - 5.33 Ref

Vintage Tyrant's Helm - 1 key .66 Ref

Genuine Vox Diablous - 1.55 Ref

Larrikin Robin - 1.33 Ref

The Barnstormer - 1.33 Ref

TS Untradeable Voodoo Juju - 8 keys

Uncraftable Brigade Helm - 1 Ref

The Dragonborn Helmet - 1.33 Ref

Untradeable Dangeresque Too? - 2 Ref

Sneaky Spats of Sneaking - 3 Ref

Uncraftable Ornament Armament - 1.66 Ref

Bonk Boy - 2 Ref

Hazmat Headcase - 2 Ref

Apparatchik's Apparel - 2 Ref

Grenadier Helmet - 1.33 Ref

Respectless Robo-Glove - 1.33 Ref

Professional's Panama - 1.33 Ref

Haunted Boo Balloon - 1.66 Ref

Untradeable Professor Speks - 2 Ref

Genuine Distinguished Rogue - 1.33 Ref

After Eight Villain's Veil - 2 Keys

Resurrection Associate Pin - 2 Ref

Weapons

Strange Carbonado Mk I Knife - 3 Ref

Strange Pistol - 2.33 Ref

Strange Bazaar Bargain - 2 Ref

Genuine AWPerhand - 3.66 Ref

Genuine Ham Shank - 1 Ref

103# Crafted Ham Shank (So Close) - 0.66 Ref

Low end stranges, Pain train, Skullcutter, Persian (Hooray for uncrating!) - 0.11 Ref

Three Rune Blade - 2.33 Ref

Forever Alone Conscientious Objector - 0.66 Ref (No need for it anymore I got a gf now, Alpha af)

Pretty much like a bazillion unique weapons that I am plagued with: I reckon a scrap each maybe? Might do a three wep for two scrap deal

Buying

Beards

A Brush With Death

Gold Digger

Crates

• Salvage Crate #40

Now shut up and add me you handsome devils!

Take my hats ^{away. away. away.}