Hat Description Contest.

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I recently got an awesome unusual safe and sound with burning flames that I've painted white and renamed "Vintage Hipster's Holiday" and now I need a great description to put on it but I've come up blank for the past week so I'm offering up a name tag and a reclaimed metal for the best description posted here.

Here's a pic of the hat.

I'll be judging them solely on how much they make me personally laugh.

edit: We have a winner! Karl Marxman's entry "You're not really hearing your earbuds without one of these babies around 'em." was just a touch better than gman's. Thanks for all the input guys!

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