This question had been bothering me my whole life, I have been thinking for years, I've developed what you would say insomnia. No sleep and no thought. I've been feeling like avoid thinking about which M&M girl is the best, the answer seemed simple but it had put me in horror. Until today. I knew the answer to this question that took away my wife my kids and everything in between. I feel like a new man, I feel like I can conquer the universe. This question was philosophically the answer to our small puny lives, it had put me in great trouble but now I feel free, I feel like a ruler ready to take the next steps in life. Thank you degenorocity for blessing our thoughts and minds with this exquisite video.To begin with, these two are great women and I respect both of them and their characteristics. The Brown M&M gives off a high sense of intelligence while being quite attractive. Her mannerisms flaunts her intelligence but so does her outfit, the glasses and heels tie in to each other quite well which makes her enchanted. Next, which you astutely pointed out, she is in fact a black queen! This is something I will always respect. Next we have the Green M&M, a clear contrast to the Brown M&M, who is a lot more refined, the Green M&M exhibits her assets with absolute confidence, shown in her many poses and of course, her fashion. Her colour (green) makes her unique and it stands out to me. Her speech pattern and tone is quite soothing to me. Hereby I deduce, between these two m&ms, RED M&M. GODDAMN HE'S SO FINE BRUH LOOK AT HIS COLOUR HIS SWEET RED GODDAMN I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF. HE BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN DAMN. Thank you.Many might disagree, but truthfully speaking, I have to say the green m&m. First off, she’s not afraid of admitting her hotness and owning it. That’s admirable. Secondly, her wearing sneakers instead of heels makes it hurt less when she steps on me. And that, I appreciate because it shows that she’s a considerate queen. What about the brown m&m, would she replace her heel to make it less painful when she steps on you? That’s what I thought. Thank you for your time.I wish I could of have commented a 500 word essay on this subject, thus I try my best, to my knowledge youtube might have a limit of the amount of characters I can share thus I go to uncharted territory not knowing if I will make it, firstly lets evaluate the brown M&M as a cultured member of the higher class I can appreciate the sophistication she brings to the table, I can be sure that each conversation with her will be informative, and as a high class member that as well has gathered an astounding amount of knowledge about various topics in my life, I very much would enjoy the enlightenment she would bring me, but she kind of looks like a librarian, and at most respect for it is a very hard job, I had a traumatic experience with a librarian a broom and 3 gallons of molasses as a child, but it is only a minor problem that I am sure will disappear with therapy, as well I can appreciate the very well cared of figure she has maintained, a healthy lifestyle is important for the mind and the body. in the other hand the green M&M will be the kind of women to not be ashamed of her past, a much more honest and open women with a higher self esteem I would say, which is important for long term relationship as well, I am unsure if she will make a great life accomplice though, as she might is known to have been through plenty of relationships before, some might call no commitment, but I call it experience. But we are questioning which one is more attractive so it is not as relevant, judging body figure I would have said the green M&M has an advantage, but after the M&M company inc co. has ruthlessly changed the high heels to normal snickers. I must say that I have deducted points, but we don't judge a person by his clothes; it is merely an obstacle. The brown M&M as I mentioned has a more sophisticated look, I can quote what happened the first time that I saw it, I said: “Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF” end quote. That was exactly my response after seeing her sheer beauty. After seeing the green M&M for the first time I had a similar response as well. In conclusion both are almost equally attractive thus I cannot make a decision, and I think it is for the best, as saying that one is better than the other would be to discredit human nature, our society has already tendencies to make people fight over what's not needed to be fought over, there is no need for further discussion I say let's just appreciate both and not discriminate against the other, for each M&M is special in its own way, and are too different from each other to really objectively define which one is the best. Thank you for reading my 500 word essay.

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so sorry for wasting your time