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how the hell is Rami Malek 41?
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First off, i love his acting and appreciate him and his talent.

There is no way you can convince me that Rami Malek is 41 years old. He looks to be in his mid fucking 20s. Late 20s at most. He sounds 20, looks 20, acts 20, but he's fucking 41. Perhaps he just has good youthful genes?

Perhaps he found Ponce De Leon's long sought Fountain of youth, or could he have been part of De Leon's expeditionary force, got separated and found the legendary pool of eternity for himself?

Or maybe, hes a vampire, turned long ago and recently made an upheaval, taking on acting. Or he could be a shapeshifter, taking form and the pseudonym of 'Rami Malek' and what not. This could make sense, as the shapeshifters in 'Supernatural' are forced to be good at acting in order to hide the fact that they are otherworldly beasts.

Or maybe hes and alien who does not age, and secretly killed the real Rami Malek and took his position in the film world.

Its astounding. In his work in "Until Dawn' he sounded more youthful than his co-stars, and im fucking stunned.

This shit baffles my bussy. Look at him in 'Night at the Museum' and look at him now. Do you see a difference? I know I cant, and if I do then its sooooo little its not of importance.

Even more evidence, his current partner, Lucy Boynton is 28, and they look to be of roughly the same age.(????)

I am not judging, as I have seen a much worse age gap, I am simply fucking appalled that they look to be the same age but have a 13 year difference.

In 'Bohemian Rhapsody' (where Malek and Boynton met, co stars falling in love is so sweet 😌) he appears to be so fucking young when his character, Freddie Mercury, meets the band 'Smile'. He's supposed to be young here, in his late teens to early 20s i think, I cant remember. There's barely any makeup except for shit to make him look good on screen.

And as he ages throughout the film, more makeup is applied to make him look older(?) which I feel should not be fucking possible for a god damn 41 year old man. Yet I am surprised yet again by this fucking immortal being.

When pigs fly? More like when Rami Malek looks his god damn age. Via never.

Look at Usher. Hes 41 years old, he looks to be of his age. In his 40s. Him and Rami, being the same age, look so many years apart though. Its unholy.

And get this, his twin brother Sami Malek looks older than him by far. Look them up, and though they have similar qualities, he still looks older. No telling me otherwise.

How the hell can this be possible. I've heard of 25 year olds who look 20, but not 41 year olds who look 25.

I am losing my fucking mind because of Rami Maleks youthful appearance. Maybe I'm crazy, maybe I'm overreacting, but this thiguht alone has kept me on edge and awake for most of the last 3 fucking days.

Rami Malek is ruining me.

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