Earlier my sister just blew up at me out of the blue because I pointed out how Hollywood constantly replaces gingers for black people so they can win some easy diversity points. She did the typical twitter user thing and almost automatically called me racist and a misogynist. I barely took what was happening seriously due to how stupid it was.

She then proceeded to point out how I make racist jokes and got offended on a minority group’s behalf. News flash my racist jokes are fucking jokes, even then they aren’t even extreme or anything.

At that point my mother entered in and immediately sided with my sister and started lecturing me. I respond by saying “ oh my god I’m such a misogynist-“ only to be cut off by my sister chucking a peanut butter jar at me.

I then proceeded to get lectured some more, most of it I can’t remember since my mom essentially repeats the same ten words over and over again and replaces some of them with they’re synonyms. But I do remember it was something about respect and for me to not gaslight. Which apparently means mocking someone to make your self feel better? That wasn’t my goal when I make my jokes but okay.

I’ve noticed a pattern with my mother. Whenever me and my siblings get into an argument no matter what it is about she automatically sides with my sisters. My sister severely overreacted to something that’s overall minor and was willing to even do me harm but I’m the jackass for making an obvious fucking joke.