I just posted this is r/tattoo believing I'd typed r/tattoos, sorry for that. Anywho.

When i finish learning the language, AKA when i can hold a conversation with native Mandarin Chinese speakers without sounding like a complete idiot, i want to congratulate myself with an ironic Chinese character tattoo. I decided this after translating a strangers tattoo to "I am American" (Wo shi meiguoren) and wondering if they knew what their back said.

I was considering something along the lines of "Love, Warrior, Farts and Fate" or "Stupid white girl can actually read this". I just learned how to say "I don't have a family, i was raised by chinchillas" (wo meiyou jia, mao si shu yang wo) so i was considering getting that. Any better ideas?