User: I was just cleaning my desk and I unplugged my wireless internet.

Me: You can't unplug something wireless, it doesn't have wires.

User: Well I was cleaning and it said I was disconnected from the internet, so I must have unplugged something, and since it says my wireless is no longer connected, then that means I unplugged my wireless internet. I can't find anything to plug back in though.

Me: There aren't cables for a wireless internet, you won't find anything to plug in. Do you have a little switch on the side of your laptop with a little radio symbol on it or next to it? You probably just turned your wireless antenna off.

User: Yeah I see it, but what do I plug into it?

Me: You still don't have to plug anything in, just slide the little switch whichever way it will slide without forcing it.

User: Oh, that worked ::click::

Facepalmed so hard.