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Me Krog. Krog live in mountain cave with tribe. Sometimes, cave smell kind of like butt-wind, but not too bad.
Yesterday, Krog go hunting with men of tribe. Kill furry long-nose, bring meat home.
Get home, cave stink like tribe shaman Old Thrashbarg when eat too many beans. Really bad!
Then, cave rumble and shake, and little brown squeaky-tails run out of cave! Lots of them! (If tribe knew squeaky-tails in cave, wouldn't need to hunt!)
Also, cave get hot. All tribe women sitting outside cave when come home, say too hot, smell like butt-wind.
Old Thrashbarg say Almighty Bob mad at tribe, make cave stink and ground shake. Krog roll eyes; Thrashbarg eat too many mushrooms.
When Krog roll eyes, Krog see top of mountain glowing and smoking!
Now, hot gray dust falling from sky, and fire starting to crawl down mountain!
What tribe do? Need fast answer!
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