Me edd. Me minding own business, looking at cave paintings, pointy-haired Ogg say, edd, where my rock?

Me say, look at pile of rocks, rock probably on top.

Pointy-haired Ogg say, too many rocks in cave, edd need to help.

Me turn off fire in cave and walk to Ogg. Me ask, what rock called?

Ogg say, me no name rock, just throw in pile but now no see rock.

Me sigh in head. Me point to rock pile and say, Ogg sure rocks on top no look like rock Ogg want?

Ogg say, no, those no-eat rock. Ogg want rock Ogg can eat.

Me say, Ogg mean meat? Or Ogg mean fruit?

Ogg say, yes, rock.

Me point to newest berry on closest pile of berries. This rock Ogg want?

Ogg say, yes! Me knew edd find rock! Now me can finish make stick sharp with rock.

Me hit cave wall with face.

Too many cave paintings, no read: Ogg think everything rock, need help find rock.