Tonight is the night! We're never quite sure when we'll actually be ready to go, but if you're interested and available, let us know!

Are you a bi male, or at least don't mind if there's contact, or if our male half helps with some light oral and hands to help guide things?

Do you have a nice hard cock that can get hard, stay hard, and cum?

Is it at least 6" and no larger than 8" or so?

Are you clean (recently showered), and sober? We're weed friendly, but don't otherwise smoke or drink. Don't mind if you do, just not with us, and of course no drunk driving.

If you'd like to join us in our cheap motel room for some toe-curling fun, send us a picture of your erect cock, include your age and height, and tell us your favorite movie or TV show so we know you've read this far.

We are safe, sane, discreet, and not looking to see faces of any kind. The only head we want a glimpse of is the one sliding into our mouths or her other available holes (safely, and we have condoms available to put on you).

How this works:

You message us, including a dick pic and the required info. If we like what you bring to the hole, we'll reply back to confirm. On Saturday, message us during the day to confirm you're still interested, and we'll work to set up a schedule. There may be another guy in the room when you arrive, but if you aren't comfortable with that please let us know. We will do our best to keep things quiet and segregated, but she also wants to experience one right after another, so if you're a pair of guys who want to try something together, just say the word. She'd also love a dark room spit roasting, where Guy A lays on the bed, guy B gets behind her, and she gets a cock in both ends.

If you are weird, don't use complete sentences, and act in any way skeevy or sketchy, we will stop talking. We get enough responses that we do not need or want "alpha" attitudes etc, just good clean fun for respectful people. Nerds are , as are guys who have never had a BJ from another guy, as our male half would love to be your first, and he's a very accomplished sucker in his own right.