We're back! Life has thrown us a few curveballs, but we're finally able to play again, and we're looking for a few good men to join us for some orgasms, pussy stretching, and face painting.

We are a pair of 41 year old white people, both heavyset, and we both love to suck. She also loves to fuck, so that can be expected if you have a good sized cock for her, and we have condoms we'd put on you (though if you've played with us before and have a clean and recent test, creampies are a possibility!). There will be no reciprocation expected or wanted, so this would all be about you getting hard, getting off, and getting out.

You must be able to get hard and stay hard (though we understand first time nerves are a thing, and we do our level best to work with you in any way we can there). Any legal age, any weight, any size, though we have a preference for 6" or larger, and she really likes girth more than length overall, though there are some logistics at play that make shorter potentially problematic.

In order to qualify, please DM us with a picture of your erect cock (since that'd be the only part we want to see of you through the gloryhole) and include the following; age, height, favorite color, and how long it would take you to get to the 512 & 167 interchange, as our hotel is near there.

This will be for tonight only, likely starting in the evening and going as late into the night as we can (probably 7pm onwards).

We are safe, sane, respectable, and we do not do drugs or drink. We do smoke weed, but not in the room of course. We do not mind if you're a smoker etc, but please do not show up drunk or anything.

Note: If you have not bathed, please do so prior to showing up. If you smell or taste bad, we will stop and ask that you leave. Not sure why people seem to think everyone's into body funk, but please no. LOL