Long-time tabletop player and 30-something F here, hello! Please call me Typing or Twoh for now. I'm looking for some men to make a NSFW D&D group with. This isn't my first rodeo, though. Don't take this the wrong way- I'm a friendly gal, I swear!- but I don't have much patience for bullshit. So to make it totally clear, here's the sort of game I'm looking for:

• A short D&D adventure with a specific story already in mind, not an open-ended sandbox
• Three or four consistent players, not a huge group
• Text-based roleplay with guys who take pride in their writing
• Players who are experienced with playing D&D as a group
• Out of character banter and collaboration, working together right from session 0
• Mature adults with the experience to know what they want from a game and the communication skills to say it

I don't want to make this sound like a marriage, but in a nutshell... I want some commitment! XD Hopefully you notice that none of the stuff I listed is sexual. Let the game be what we discuss and focus on first- the sexy stuff should come afterward. I love love LOVE to see character relationships develop organically and deepen over time, but the story and game needs a solid foundation or else it'll never last long enough for that to happen. Assembling a group of players who are committed to a shared game and story more than ERP is how you get that foundation.

Okay? Okay! :) Glad we're on the same page now. But! Continuing with the marriage simile, I'm not exactly a "no sex before marriage" kind of lady. It isn't an accident that this post is marked NSFW... I am a pervert after all; dare I even say, a bit shameless! >:) Am I looking for similarly-perverted men so we can get each other off with steamy typefucking? Absolutely! In keeping with that line of bolded text though, I'm not going to fill this post with a big list of kinks or anything like that. Isn't it more fun to learn how to push someone's buttons as you go, anyway~?

I will give you a bit to work with, though: I'm an active submissive, a power bottom, sexually eager, and can be very forward. I'm sure you can figure out how to learn more before contacting me. Oh, and on the topic of contact... Please send me a message (not a Reddit chat!) to introduce yourself and include 'DM' in the subject line if you're willing to DM for the group. You don't need to go hog-wild with something crazy like a five-paragraph background of how you got into TTRPGs (seriously, who would do something like that, r-right? Ha ha...), but give me an idea of what you liked about this post and what you hope to get out of this game.