LOL. I've read a lot of stuff that makes me howl with sadness on this forum, but this has to take the cake.

What was wrong? Here, let me explain. Your brain are what were wrong. You are not used to the real pronunciation of Moog. The harmonic complexity or nonlinearity of spoken language. You have written language brain. You listen to bleeps and bloops on r/synthesizers, but nothing before 2006. You don't know what waveform the word "Moog" makes. You digitized your brain and fried it with too many Boogs. When I say Moog, I emphatically don't just mean synths. I don't even mean music gear. I don't even mean Bob. I mean... well... let's start here.