Okay, it totally is. But if you're reading this you've already fallen into my trap and now have to stay till the end of my pitch. Like one of those guys who ring your doorbell only to sell you internet and cable in one AMAZING bundle.

Ahem.

I like threesomes. I like three people (usually 2 guys/1 gal) all playing together and having fun. I'm heteroflexible, which to me means that I'm comfortable interacting/playing with him if you two like that dynamic. But I'm mainly attracted to the ladies, and equally enjoy just playing with her, with us two guys focusing on her pleasure entirely.

I'm 6 foot 1. Have what I've been told is a muscular, yet fluffy build LOL. 100% disease free, with test results easily accessible if/when we meet. Pretty physically strong, which makes for some additionally fun positions to do. Optionally dominant, and love to let that side out with the right submissive partner. And very ahem healthily endowed.

My range of interests and positions I enjoy is pretty broad, and would just sound like the lame outline to a porn plot on here (if porn plot isn't an oxymoron to begin with), so I'll go over the specifics of what I like when we're chatting. Worst-case scenario I'll just embarrass myself in a private setting.

What I am looking for from potential snoo-snoo buddies is:

1. chill personalities

2. open minds

3. close to my age within 7 years in either direction, though I will make exceptions if I think we might be a good fit

4. disease free goes without saying; drug free (420 excepted) preferred, but you do you and I won't judge. However, if we meet and you're so high in orbit you can't tell left from green, I'll politely excuse myself

5. some healthy body type. I'm looking for those that take care of themselves. I'm not necessarily looking for fitness models, athletes, or people that work out 8 days a week (though if this describes you, I'm not throwing shade your way AT ALL lol; please feel free to apply if you're interested). Just healthy people who live with some degree of moderation

6. am also very kink friendly, familiar with dynamics and open to joining in if you two have an established one

7. willing to communicate and get to know me as much as you want in return. I understand not being the most vocal or outgoing (I'm the same, despite how this post might sound). But you've got to give me something to work with as far as getting to know you, otherwise it's unfair to you when we meet, me and my chances

Please send some basic information about you two, along with a SFW picture. I'll send one of myself back. And we can go from there.