Yes, I know the two aren't equivalent and make no sense as a comparison. But if you're looking for indefatigable logic Reddit is not the place for you my friend(s) LOL.

Absolutely plan to keep a very low profile this NYE. This hasn't been a year that's been very celebratory, and think rolling over into 2021 should kinda reflect that. But. I still enjoy kinky fun with chill, open minded peeps, so if that can help me take my mind off a crappy year as we head into the next one, I'm all for it. And TBH, I'm kinda tired of getting my ass kicked on various fighting games online, presumably by folks whose balls/ovaries haven't even dropped yet.

Firstly, please be COVID conscious and taking precautions. I'm obviously not 100% adherent since I'm posting on here, but I know how many people I'm (not) around whenever I come out of my hermit cage, and when I do I take steps to protect myself and others. If you're able to say the same, hopefully we can meet up for some fun, possibly of the masked variety.

Secondly, usual things apply. Please be disease free. I have my tests from a couple of weeks ago, and will bring/use protection if we meet up. My general preference is within 10 years of my age, but can bend this by a year or two if we're a good fit. Healthy body types are preferred. I'm pretty open to all except obese, no offense intended to those with more to love. Other than that, chemistry is key, followed very closely by attraction.

Lastly, I am looking mainly for couples of the heteroflexible or bi variety. Am open to straight couples, but enjoy things more when we're all comfortable enough playing with each other without any one of us getting squicked out because of intentional or unintentional contact. We can talk specifics and limits while chatting, to see if our freak flags fly in the same direction.

That's it. Not my usual pseudo-witty self, and since I'm posting this at noon on NYE I'm not expecting too much success. But hey, if 2020 has anymore surprises for me before it heads out the door, why not see if I can try to make it a pleasant one?