Hey, you. You're finally reading our post. You were looking for a couple right? Clicked right on our post and thought why not, same as us, except we wrote the post instead of reading it. (If you don't know the above reference, SHAME ON YOU!)

Apart from that, Hello There (😉), we're a UK couple located in the West Midlands looking for a player three to join us inside (and outside) the bedroom. We're looking to build a friends with benefits type friendship where we can hang out and do non sexual stuff as well as sexual stuff.

We've never had a threesome IRL or done anything with other people before but we do have experience doing stuff with people through Reddit which was fun and exciting. We're just looking for the right person we can do it in person with. So if you get the references, like us so far and want the same thing as us then you're already heading in the right direction haha.

We just want to state that we've had messages previously from people who made it painfully obvious they didn't read our post(s) so we'll put it here in (hopefully) big bold letters, we're not looking for a Daddy, Dominant or disrespectful person who doesn't want to play by our rules, if you come at us being disrespectful you will be blocked

With that out of the way, here's a little about us.

M: 6'0, Brown Hair, Blue Eyes, Dad bod, Non Smoker, Non Drinker, Non Drug User, Bi Curious, Switch (More Dom)

F: 5'3, Brown Hair, Brown Eyes, BBW, Non Smoker, Occasional Drinker, Non Drug User, Straight, Submissive

We're both clean and STI free.

Here's some of our kinks and fetishes

Toy Play, Stockings, Uniforms, Sexting, Dirty Talk, Threesomes, Hot Wifing, Voyeurism, Outside Sex, Light Bondage, Cum Play, Neck Kissing

And here are our limits

Scat, Piss, Blood, Fisting, Hard Pain, Drugs, Needles, Chastity and anything Illegal

So, who are we looking for ideally?

We're looking for someone who is;

21-33 (Non negotiable, very strict with this)

Bi Curious / Bisexual

Switch / Sub

Non Smoker

Non Drug User

If you're a guy, between 7 - 9 inches

Feminine males are also welcome.

If you send us a message with just just "Hi", "Hey" or any other variation with hardly any effort put into an introduction we're not going to put in the effort to reply. The more effort you put into your first message the more likely we are to reply to you, don't be scared to write a book, we will read it and more than likely get back to you.

Also if you say you're willing to send pictures in your first message then our question would be "Where's the picture? 😉"

P.S. If you read our post and leave a comment saying "message me", we're not going to, if you've taken the effort to leave a comment you could've just messaged us 🙄 But yeah, if you've made it here we look forward to hearing from you 😁