Hey! Young couple with a little bit of experience, we’re looking for a FWB, somebody consistent to both hang out with and have threesomes pretty often, but are pretty selective. SO
Please only text if you’re:
• Under 35 - we’re young and are looking for somebody close to our age. 35 is as far as we’re willing to go.
• Fit - I don’t mean ripped. I don’t mean borderline anorexic. We’re both fit and we expect same from you, she’s very much attracted to good bodies first.
• 6’ or taller - just a preference on her side
• Straight but comfortable with “close quarters” like DVP
• Chill
• 7” or more - we will ask for pictures
• Well groomed - again, we take care of ourselves and would like same in return.
• DDF - we’re not fans of using condoms and are tested knowing we are.
• Ready to share pictures - don’t be paranoid, we just want to get to know you. Knowing how you look is only natural.
• and Local - we want to hang out, pretty often. We also want to be able to booty call you knowing you’re not 2 hours away.
DO NOT just text “Hey” or “I’m interested” or “Found anyone yet?”. You’ll be ignored even if you meet the points. This is not Facebook marketplace and she’s not a used coffee table. Tell us a bit about yourself. Open with a picture maybe. Idk, text to impress, show some effort. I promise you it’s worth it. Keep in mind, we’re looking for friends first, fuck buddy second.
Again, yes, we’re picky, but we don’t need a crowd, we only need one person and we’re in no rush. If the post is still up, shoot your shot.
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