r/survivorcirclejerk

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Welcome to the GOAT Survivor Satire Subreddit. Wannabe pariahs but ultimately paragons: Thank you for giving us your leisure time. Shitty fake beach RP encouraged. Please walk the shore to the left and find a pee cave that has not yet been claimed to serve as your new home. Slop will be served for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy). Almost anything "Mildly Survivor Related"® goes.

Discord here: https://discord.com/invite/TqTyMxbzN5

Notice: This subreddit is not actively monitored, so the posts here are only a small subset of what exists on reddit.

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THE AMANDA KIMMEL THE AMANDA KIMMEL THE STRADEGY!

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2 weeks ago

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Welcome back, ___________

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2 months ago

AUS Survivor Australia v America rumoured cast (JOKE POST)

in Australia

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3 months ago

No one’s talking about why Hunter really didn’t play his idol

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7 months ago

She would’ve enjoyed Applebees tonight

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7 months ago

Applebees for 50!

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7 months ago

she did what she had to do… one by one

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1 month ago

The Tribe | Siga (46)

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6 days ago

I can’t watch Cagayan

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6 days ago

J’tia would’ve won Cagayan if Jeff didn’t hate women

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11 months ago

Kenda

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1 month ago

Andrea Boehlke:

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1 month ago

Jeff Probst if he was good

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to r/survivorcirclejerk by shakespeareinluv

11 months ago

Why didn’t Dee’s parents name her Ay

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to r/survivorcirclejerk by shakespeareinluv

11 months ago

How would you rank these 4 winning games?

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11 months ago

DAE

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11 months ago

Who will win firemaking, Carson or Truckdaughter?

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11 months ago

Heidi from survivor 44 ama

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to r/survivorcirclejerk by MarlinBrandor

9 months ago

DAE not like Jaff Prooobst’s’s podcast?

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11 months ago

They should bring back the auction

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to r/survivorcirclejerk by shakespeareinluv

11 months ago

It is National Respect Your Kat day!!! How will you be celebrating?

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11 months ago

Carolyn from survivor 44 AMA

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11 months ago

What I’m showing is an inception

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Janine

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to r/survivorcirclejerk by shakespeareinluv

11 months ago

Happy Birthday Ashley Trainer! DAE ASHLEY

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11 months ago

HOW DOES THIS RESONATE FOR YOU IN

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