r/survivorcirclejerk

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Welcome to the GOAT Survivor Satire Subreddit. Wannabe pariahs but ultimately paragons: Thank you for giving us your leisure time. Shitty fake beach RP encouraged. Please walk the shore to the left and find a pee cave that has not yet been claimed to serve as your new home. Slop will be served for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy). Almost anything "Mildly Survivor Related"® goes.

Discord here: https://discord.com/invite/TqTyMxbzN5

Notice: This subreddit is not actively monitored, so the posts here are only a small subset of what exists on reddit.

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AUS Survivor Australia v America rumoured cast (JOKE POST)

in Australia

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No one’s talking about why Hunter really didn’t play his idol

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She would’ve enjoyed Applebees tonight

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Applebees for 50!

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she did what she had to do… one by one

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Kenda

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9 months ago

Why didn’t Dee’s parents name her Ay

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9 months ago

How would you rank these 4 winning games?

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DAE

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Who will win firemaking, Carson or Truckdaughter?

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Heidi from survivor 44 ama

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7 months ago

DAE not like Jaff Prooobst’s’s podcast?

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9 months ago

They should bring back the auction

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9 months ago

It is National Respect Your Kat day!!! How will you be celebrating?

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Carolyn from survivor 44 AMA

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What I’m showing is an inception

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Janine

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Happy Birthday Ashley Trainer! DAE ASHLEY

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HOW DOES THIS RESONATE FOR YOU IN

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1 year ago

dae edgick chart haz varnerman w!nn1ng at trible counsil 2nite?

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Shut TF FUCK UP STACY!!?

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DAE the most ICONIC cast EVER?!

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Praviti

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DAE VECEPIA AND TINA ROBEBD FROM WAW

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Preview thumbnail for Inspired by another post on this sub, here's a survivor season with Michael Skupin, Jeff Varner and Dan Spilo as captains of their own tribes image

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Inspired by another post on this sub, here's a survivor season with Michael Skupin, Jeff Varner and Dan Spilo as captains of their own tribes

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