You may be wondering what the heck has happened to /r/survivor. Well, I know I speak for many when I say that the former /r/survivor was simply attracting too many casuals, and I doubt most people even watched that old reality show anymore. What season was it on? 37? 45? And everybody knows it's rigged. It was a dying cause, /r/survivor. Better to cut our losses now.

Thus, we mods unanimously decided to switch the subreddit over to discussions and posts about a far superior Survivor topic — the 80s American Rock Band Survivor.

With this shift in focus, /r/survivor can finally bring positive energy into our lives, where before we spent too much time stressing about downvoted unpopular opinions, S32 circlejerks, and wondering why in the freaking world Candice would ever be placed on the Heroes tribe. Whew! I'm getting all worked up again just thinking about that crap. Time to blast some 80s arena rock from my computer speakers. Ahhhh, that's better.

We're sure you'll all approve. And remember, no matter how you feel about these new, permanent changes to /r/survivor, it's all in the eye of the tiger.