Awful because they turned me offff soooo much!

I love being talked through sex but something about the way he always talked during our sexcapades had me liking him less & less but our last encounter was my last straw. 😭

I mean this man commonly talked as if he just did 2 tabs of acid before hopping into my pussy. Telling me he can see God & shit. Telling me he’s in heaven & he sees God & God is me 😭

Then I was always hit with random “wooooahhh” s or he would say “here I go baby” all while giving me some of the most mid dick of my life. Like it felt like desert coochie on my end, partially because of his physical limitations but mostly because as soon as he acted like he was having the best time ever I just couldn’t do it lol I think I was actually kind of jealous??? But I was like sure at least hes happy. & granted, I really liked him outside of the bedroom.

Anyway the other day he was putting down some boring peen - & for visuals this was missionary with him standing against the edge of the bed - and suddenly this man had the absolute nerve to mutter under his breath “like I’m motherf*cking Spider-Man” & jumped up with his feet on the edge of the bed… dick still inside.

I have never rolled over and died laughing so fast in my life. I laughed for a straight 30 minutes & he was soooo offended 🤣🤣🤣 Obviously sex was completely done at that point & he told me I ruined the mood. Lmfaooo I responded “why the f*ck would you say you’re Spider-Man in the middle of sex 🤣”

It took me maybe 20 more minutes to stop laughing & when I eventually stopped, I told him we should probably just be friends. Lmao done with my story time happy Wednesday & wishing good sex on you all 😭